Small Talk

I was in my friend's car with a load of other friends and her 3 year old sister the other day. The 3 year old was telling the story of Cinderella and was assigning characters for all of us (she was Cinderella, her brother was Prince Charming, etc). I asked "Can I be the Fairy Godmother so?" to which she replied "No, you can be the castle!" Everyone died laughing, and one of my friends said "Well at least you're not the pumpkin!"